Bullshit Liberal Feelgood Story Of The Week: Nigerian Chibok Girl

Nigeria President Muhammadu Buhari, second right, receives Amina Ali, the first “rescued” Chibok school girl, at the presidential palace in Abuja.


by Paul Berstein, Politicoat Sunday 5/22/2016

     Over nothing did more liberal tears fall this week than for the glorious “rescue”of abducted Nigerian Chibok girl, Amina Ali Nkeki, who wondered out of the Sambisa forest with a 4-month-old baby and clinically-retarded “husband” after completing an involuntarily two year stay with the illiterate, butt-fucking embarrassment to Islamic jihad, Boko Haram.

Brainless white liberal reporters gushed over implausible details of the girl’s return, slurping up chunks of disinformation like starving zombies, completely ignorant of African traditions regarding abduction and slavery that fostered indentured servitude in the Western world, until the nineteenth century, and thrives throughout the African continent today.

Feelgood seekers from NPR, CNN to the #BringBackOurGirls twits dug for heartwarming nuggets of joy as every Nigerian jackoff surrounding the Sumbisa forest emerged from an internet cafe, where they were stealing American Social Security and credit card information, to accept praise for rescuing Nkeki, her baby, and male fucktard companion who merely walked away from their “imprisonment” after becoming a strategic liability to a moronic terrorist group that survives on civilian disarmament, opportunistic brutality, and Nigerian government ineptitude. 

Congratulations white liberal media for covering this impossible story from the scam Kleptocracyof Nigeria. As a complete discredit to average intelligence, Western civilization, and humanity itself, you created the news cycle’s biggest Bullshit Liberal Feelgood Story Of The Week!

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