by Chong Wong, Politicoat Monday 3/29/2015
New York City, N.Y. – For the first time since its founding the Clinton Global Sex Initiative faces a rash of big donor departures as suspicion mounts in the disappearance of Hillary Clinton’s State Department emails.
The for profit global sex foundation, created by former President Bill Clinton, serves heads of kleptocracies, undeserving Nobel laureates, Hollywood producers, CEOs of progressive corporations, and members of the compliant media. To date the CGSI boasts conquests over 23 million minor and adult females in more than 180 countries.
Ronald Hyatt disagrees. “Her missing State Department emails are not the only issues facing the CGSI,” said Hyatt after it was disclosed the CGSI accepted millions of dollars from autocratic foreign governments while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State. “This is Hillary’s crisis to manage,” continued Hyatt. “The CGSI was simply minding its own business when she screwed up at State.”
When asked about Hyatt suggesting Hillary’s missteps are behind CGSI funding issues, Roby Mook conceded, “We’re not completely blind to the timing,” but offered no hint as to how his Clinton 2016 team will manage the crisis.
In off-the-record statements, however, Clinton staffers suggested a strategy to repair the CGSI and Hillary’s campaign for the White House. According to members involved with Clinton 2016, Hillary will transform her War on Women message to “modernize” the Clinton Global Sex Initiative.
“The first place we can start is opening Orgy Island to female guests,” said a Hillary staffer who declined to be identified. “By bringing equality to human trafficking we silence the critics and calm CGSI members. It’s a win win.”
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