Belgian Interior Minister Defends Dancing Muslims

Demonstrating with Dance: Belgian Interior Minister Jambon says he’s “down” with Molenbeek Muslims

by Tyrone Watts, Politicoat Sunday 4/17/2016

     Belgian Interior Minister Jan Jambon made headlines this week when he blamed his own  Islamophobic citizens, who selfishly object to being shot, blown up, and raped by violent immigrants, for failing to properly integrate Muslims into European society.

The accusation came after video showing Muslim in Belgium’s Molenbeek municipality dancing in the streets following terror attacks that killed 32 and injured 300 in Brussels on 22 March.

Jambon said that a significant portion of the Muslim community, in Europe for the sole purpose of replacing Western civilization with Sharia law, had been dancing in the streets after news of the bombings became known but placed blame, for the failure to integrate Muslims into a culture they are taught is satanic and deserving of destruction, solely at the feet of his own government and people.

Critics of the functionally-retarded liberal politician say Jambon ignores how Muslim immigrants, regardless of generation, do not come to Europe to integrate or, in any way, contribute to the advancement of open, democratic society, but to erase Western values and influence from the region.

In response Jambon reiterated how the culture clash with Islam is the failure of Belgium to welcome Muslims, yet provided no guidance on how his ministry, or Belgian society, is to absorb hoards of irrational, illiterate foreigners, with IQ 20 points below the average Belgian, originating from the most socially traumatized shit holes on earth.

CNN: ISIS Takes New York City as DHS Funding Runs Dry  

As predicted by CNN, ISIS made short work of Lower Manhattan after DHS funding bill died in the Republican House of Representatives. Note: not a single building of the city’s former glory can be seen standing for miles.

by Paul Bernstein, Politicoat Friday 2/27/2015

     As predicted by CNN, ISIS has successfully invaded and occupied a major American city as funding for America’s only line of defense, The Department of Homeland Security, ran dry thanks to “evil House Republicans.”

CNN’s chief events commentator, and clairvoyant genius, Wolf Blitzer has, for days, warned Americans they will “get their heads chopped off by ISIS if DHS is not fully funded by the very, very bad Republicans in the House of Representatives.” Today that warning became a reality as ISIS stormed Lower Manhattan completely unopposed, thanks to the Homeland Security Department’s total inability to respond.

“DHS was our only hope to prevent this from happening!” screamed a NYC University student running for safety after witnessing 99% of his Cultural Sensitivities class beheaded by ISIS militants.

House Republican leaders, who blatantly disregarded the Safety of the American people, could not be reached for comment as both houses of Congress are being evacuated ahead of ISIS’s expected invasion of Washington DC.

In a long-winded I-told-you-so CNN’s Blitzer reminded Americans just how very, very bad House Republicans are and how every American who voted Republican in November 2014 is also very, very bad and un-American, too.

In an exclusive interview with CNN, DHS head person Jeh Johnson agreed, “I can’t imagine what the House Republicans were thinking to leave the nation’s only intelligence, law enforcement, and defense agency without the funds to prevent an attack like this.”

As the only government agency militarily equipped to deal with ISIS, DHS, unable to defend America thanks to very, very bad House Republicans, can only advise Americans to hope ISIS militants’ arms will tire from beheading people.

“We’re advising Americans to not lose hope,” said DHS chief Johnson, who was hungry after not even having enough money to buy lunch. “Our intelligence analysts, who also haven’t eaten, are predicting ISIS militants will get worn out from beheading people and just go home. Unless, of course, they are ambidextrous.”